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Junior miss nudist pageant butts8/2/2023 ![]() Which is good, because otherwise, our Best of the Year lists would have just been a lot of talk about how the big robots in Transformers were sort of cool-looking. Or at least three months of wonderful films. In fact, it was a year of horrible films-but then, strangely, as the year drew to a close, something magical happened, and it became a year of wonderful films. Films like 1408, Premonition and The Reaping all dragged out this tired bit. ![]() ![]() It was also a year that saw more of one of our least favorite Hollywood themes: movies in which science is bad, and superstition is good. ![]() There were major breakthroughs as well: Hitman had a poster that brought new meaning to the term "packaging." It really toed the line, and showed that sometimes, it's hard to tell the difference between a mountain and a molehill. It was also a year of entirely forgettable movies with some sort of three-ness about them: Spider-Man 3, Shrek the Third, Ocean's Thirteen and 300, all of which were like a teen pop star reaching maturity: very pretty, if a little stupid. ![]() So for those who had to sit through Redacted or Like Lions for Lambs, we apologize. It seemed that in 2006, America woke up, rubbed its eyes and said, "What the hell were we thinking?" That gave permission to the scaredy-cats in Hollywood to release a series of anti-war films, almost all of which were so careful to avoid offending that they arrived at the theater in vacuum-sealed containers with all the life pre-sucked out of them. ![]()
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